四人英语情景剧
参考:
A; Hey. guys , where are we now? I guess we have got lost in this city!!
B: Yeah , I think so too. this is not our destination.
C:Lets look up the map... uhm.... the place we stay is ,....(looking the map).
D: oh. come on, this is the first time we come here. my mum must be very nevers if she konws i get lost in Hangzhou!
B;Dont worry . boy. behave like a man!
A:lets make a telephone to my friend who ilves in Hangzhou for years. (finding the phone) Oh my god! i lost my packet in the bus! what can I do now!?
B: calm down ,boy. tell me the detial about this.
A: I put my packet behind me when I am sit in the bus . and i must forget to get it back!
C: Do you remember the number of that bus?
A:No....(sad)
D: I remember ! that is ******
C; Oh thanks godness!!
B: lets go to the police station over there..
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小剧本-----小红帽
Little Red Riding Hood
第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家
Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里）
Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?
Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.
Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!
Mum： （亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good. Be careful.
Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.
Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.
第二场：在路上
(一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)
Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.
Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)
Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill.
Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.
Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)
Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）
Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you?
Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going?
Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye.
Six Ducks：Goodbye．
第三场：Grandma家
Grandma： （喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）
Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very hungry now. (做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma’ s house? (高兴地对观众说)Aha , it’s here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang．
Grandma： Who is it？
Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）It’s me. Little Red Riding Hood.
Grandma： (边说边起床) Come in, come in.
Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床边) Grandma , I’ll eat you.
Grandma： （惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上）
灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。
Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy！I’ll sleep.
Little Red Riding Hood：(高兴地敲门)Grandma．Grandma．
Wolf：(装扮成Grandma的声音) Who is it？
Little Red Riding Hood：It’s me。Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise!
Wolf：Come in， Come in.
Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回几步)Oh! What are big ears!
Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice.
Little Red Riding Hood：Wow! What a big eyes!
Wolf：I can see you pretty face.
Little Red Riding Hood：Oh! What a big hand.
Wolf：I can hug you.
Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，边摸边说）Look! What a big hands?
Wolf：(从床上跳起来说)I can eat you!
Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh！No! No!
Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）It’s delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping.
Hunter： (一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场)Where’s the wolf? Look! A door．(推门)The wolf is sleeping.
Wolf：(发出呼呼的响声)
Hunter： (端起枪想打，又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry．(从桌子上拿起剪刀，举起) Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut.
Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you．
Hunter： Grandma ,give me some needles and thread． Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones．
Grandma： (从桌子上拿来针线)
Little Red Riding Hood：(搬来几个石头)One, two, three.
Hunter： (把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里)
Grandma： I'll thread it.
Hunter： (拿起枪)Woke up!
Wolf：(起床，两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy.
Hunter： You big bad wolf, raise your arms!
Wolf：(边跑边说) Help! Don’t shot me!
Hunter： （开枪）Bang, bang!
Wolf： (应声倒下)
Hunter： The bad wolf is dead．
Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah! Thank you．
Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）: Thank you
英语短剧：The Fox and the Tiger（狐假虎威）
T---Tiger F---Fox R---Rabbit B---Bird Fr---Frog B----Bear
Tiger: I’m a great tiger. I’m very strong. I’m very brave. I’m the king of the forest.But now I’m very hungry. I must find sth. to eat at once, or I’ll die immediately. Oh, there’s nothing here. And here is nothing, either. Oh, I want to have a rest. (Sleep soundly)
Fox: I’m a fox. You can see, I’m pretty and lovely. I’m good at cheating 0and telling lies. Just now I cheated a crew out of a piece of meat. Mm, Mm, Mm. How delicious it is!
Tiger: Ah, a fox. A good meal. Ah, a good meal.
Fox: Oh, my God! What should I do? Yes, I have a good idea. Yes, a good idea. Hello! Tiger sister! How are you?
Tiger: Not so good. I’m very hungry now. I want to eat you.
Fox: Oh, my dear! How dare you say that! I’m the king of the forest! I’m the king of the forest! If you want to eat me, I will let you die right now.
Tiger: She is the king. She is cheating me. I can’t belive her. I’m the king of the forest here.
Fox: If you don’t believe me, just follow me and see who is the king of the forest.
Tiger: Ok. Let’s go.
Rabbit: I’m a rabbit. I like to eat a turnip. Ah, a big turnip. Oh! It’s too hard. I can’t pull it out.
Bird: I’m a bird.
Rabbit: Hi!
Bird: Hi! What are doing here, Miss Rabbit? Can I help you?
Rabbit: Yes, please.
Frog: I’m a frog. Hello! What are you doing here? What can I do for you?
R&B: Yes, come on!
Frog : Ok! I’m coming!
Bear: I’m a big brown bear. Hello, everyone! What are you doing here?
R,B&F: Come on! Come on! Mr. Bear! You are so strong. Please come here. There is a big turnip. We are all puling it out. Please come and help us.
Bear: Ok! I’m coming.
Fox: Hello, Bear!
Bear: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)
Fox: Hello, Frog!
Frog: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)
Fox: Hello, Bird!
Bird: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)
Fox: Hello, Rabbit!
Rabbit: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)
Fox: Tiger, Now, you see. They are so frightened! They all run away!
Tiger: Yes, you are right. It’s true. I’m very sorry. You are the king of the forest. That’s all right. I will run away. He is the king. He is the king.
Fox: Wa! There is a big turnip. Now, the turnip belongs to me
April Fool's Day
愚人节
(N：讲述故事者；F：愚男；Mum：妈妈；U：丑男；D1：大女儿；D2：小女儿；S：科学家；king国王)
N: Many years ago, on April 1, a body had birth. His father called him "foolman", nobody like him except his mother. How time flies!
许多年以前的四月一日，有个婴孩诞生了，他老爸给他取名为“愚男”，除他妈妈，没人喜欢他。时间过的真快啊！
F: Mum, I'm eithteen years old, so I will leave this family.
妈妈，我十八岁了，我要离开这个家了。
Mum: All right, but please see me at times. This is a bottle of drink, a piece of dry bread. Remember: take good care of yourself, bye!
好的，但要时不时回家看望我哈。这是一瓶酒，一块干面包。记住：要照顾好自己啊。再见了！
N: He came to a forest, and met an ugly man.
他走到一座森林，遇到一个丑八怪的男人。
U: Hello! I'm very hungry and thirsty, could you give me something to drink and eat, please?
你好！我又饿又干，请给我些喝的和吃的，怎么样？
F: Ok, here.
好的。给。
U: Oh, thanks very much! Now, I will go. Oh, this stick is for you, it will bring luck to you. Good luck!
喔，多谢了！好，我要走了。哦，这根手杖给你，会给你带来好运的。一路好运！
N: The foolman reached a restaurant, the boss had two daughters, they found the stick very brightly.
愚男来到一栋餐馆，老板有两个女儿，她们发现那根手杖闪闪发光。
D1: Oh, how beautiful it is! I want it, it's great!!! （上前抓木棒，却被粘在上面） Oh! Dear! I can't leave it! （吃惊地）
喔，好漂亮的手杖啊！我想要，真是太棒了！！！(上前抓木棒，却被粘在上面)啊，老天啊！我放不开它了！(吃惊地)
D2: Sister, what are you doing there? Do you want this stick yourself? No, I will get a part of it! We are parent's daughters, I must get a part of it like you! （走向木棒）
姐姐，你在那做啥啊？你自个儿想要那根手杖？不行，我要有一份！我们都是父母的女儿，我必须跟你一样要有一分！（走向木棒）
D1: Don't come! Don't come! It's dangerous!
别来！别来！危险！
D2: You can come, so I can come, too! （也被粘在木棒上） Oh, my god! What's wrong with me?
你来得，我也来得！（也被粘在木棒上）啊，老天啊！我怎么啦？
D1: What a pity!
真可惜！
N: Foolman didn't mind at all, after the meal he took the stick leave the restaurant. Of course, two girls followed him. In the field they met an old scientist.
愚男一点都不在意，吃了饭之后，他拿起那根手杖就离开了饭馆。当然，那两个女孩就跟着他。来到一块田的时候，他们遇到一位科学家。
S: Oh! Terrible! You two girls follow a boy. How silly of you! I will take you back home, and take the boy to the police station. （抓stick ,也被粘住） Oh! Bad luck! Terrible!
啊！太可怕了！你姐妹俩跟着一个男孩，你们怎么这么傻啊！我带你们回家，把这个男孩送到警察局去。（抓手杖 ,也被粘住）啊！糟糕！太糟糕啦！
N: A few days later, they got to a strange country. The king had a daughter, but she never smiled or laughed.
几天之后，他们来到一个陌生的国度。国王有个女儿，但她从来不笑。
King: Who can make her smile or laugh, she'll be his wife.
要是谁能让她笑，那她就是他的妻子。
F: Let me try , Perhaps I can.
我来看看。或许我能呢。
N: Then they went to see her. She saw foolman and his friends laughed and laughed.
这样他们就去看望她。她看到愚男和他的朋友就笑个不停。
k: Ok, you make her laugh, now let us look at your 生辰八字. Which day is your birthday?
好的，你让她笑了，现在让我们看看你的生辰八字，你哪天出生的？
F: April 1.
四月一日。
K: Oh! What a great boy! Do you know my country's name? Let me tell you: it called "Fool World"! Very suits you, right?!
哦！多么棒的孩子！你知道我们国家的名字吗？我告诉你吧，叫“愚蠢世界”。非常适合你，对不？
N: The result is ——The foolman lived happily with his wife until they died. That is why we now have a holiday called : "April Fool".
结果是愚男跟他妻子一起幸福的过了一辈子直到死。这就是我们有这样的一个假日的缘由：“愚人节”。
was
a
beautiful
night
when
Xu
Xian
and
Bai
Suzhen
came
out
of
the
Qiantang
River
Cinema
after
finishing
a
movie.
The
moonlight
was
so
soft,
and
it
seemed
to
suggest
that
something
unusual
was
about
to
happen.(在一个月朗星稀的夜晚，许仙和白素贞看完电影从钱塘江电影院走出来，二人亲密无比。)《千年等一回》前奏响起。
白素贞:Honey,
what
do
you
think
of
the
movie
Titanic
we
saw
just
now?Is
it
romantic?
(语气娇柔，动作妩媚的抚摸着高耸的肚子)
许仙:Sweet,
wherever
we
go,
whatever
we
do,
I
will
feel
everything
romantic,
as
long
as
you
love
me
.(满脸满足的微笑，伸手抚摸白素贞的脸)
白素贞:Darling….(学泰坦尼克里的rose姿势)
许仙:Love…(无比深情，搂着白素贞的腰;模仿泰坦尼克)白素贞:Musician!
Change
the
song!!旁白:Stop
you
two!
As
I
can
imagine,
no
one
of
the
audience
wants
to
know
what
you
will
do
next!
Meanwhile
,
both
of
you
are
so
ignorant
of
your
ignorance,
‘cause
the
danger
is
only
a
breath
away.See!
Who
is
him!(法海跳到两人面前，音乐声落下。)
法海:Stop
there!(用手指着白素贞，语气凶狠，满脸怨恨)So
disgusting
!
I
can’t
stand
it
any
more!
Bai
Suzhe,
why
are
you
so
cool-bloody
to
me!
You
know
I
love
you,
you
know
the
one
I
love
all
across
the
world
are
you.
But
why
you
didn’t
choose
me?
Tell
me
why,
why
you
didn’t
give
me
your
hand?
Tell
me
why,
is
there
something
I
have
missed?
许仙:(语气不屑)Baby,
who
is
this
old
guy?
Besides,
what
is
he
talking
about?
白素贞:(一脸不屑的看看法海，转过头微笑的看着许仙)，Oh
dear,
there
is
no
need
for
us
to
care
him.
He
is
just
a
mad
man
who
always
sends
short
messages
at
night
to
me
to
tell
me
how
lonely
he
is
and
how
much
he
loves
me.But
I
never
fall
love
with
him,
honey,
only
you,
only
you,
only
you
are
able
to
keep
my
company
to
the
end
of
my
life.
法海:(手指气到颤抖的指着白素贞)Bai
Suzhen，why?
Tell
me
why,
does
is
have
to
be
this?
白素贞:(语气骄傲)OK!
Now
let
me
tell
you
the
reasons!
Look
at
Xu
Xian,
he
is
handsome
charming
clever
and
smart.
Meanwhile
he
is
so
rich
that
he
has
many
houses
and
cars.
As
all
girls
sit
here
today
know,
these
are
the
basics
of
the
marriages
in
the
21
century.
(用手抚摸着肚子)What’s
more,
look,
here,
understand?许仙:(语气骄傲)Guy,
you
are
so
poor.
Look
at
yourself,
in
rags,
how
can
you
guarantee
her
happiness?
You
are
just
good-of-nothing!
Get
away!
And
keep
distance
from
my
wife
forever!
法海:(语气凶狠)Bai
Suzhen,
you
are
so
cruel!
Well,
well,
I
am
still
here
to
kill
you,
you,
monster!
许仙:(冲上前，把白素贞挡在自己身后)Honey,
don’t
be
frightened!(拍拍胸脯)I
will
protect
you
from
the
crazy!Trust
me!
I
am
good
at
Chinese
Kungfu!
法海:Bai
Suzhen,
I
will
kill
you!
Kill
you!(从怀里拿出金帛，全场顿时金光闪)
许仙:a
a
a
a
(吓到躲到白素贞身后)
法海:In
fact,
you
are
good-of-nothing!
白素贞:(一脸镇定)Dear,
never
be
scared!I
can
manage
it.
许仙:(惊恐)But
he
has
a
weapon,
while
you
don’t.
You
forget
to
bring
your
sword,
you
are
always
that
careless!
I
told
you
not
to
throw
nearby!
旁白:Oh,
the
fighting
started!
It
was
really
a
heated
fight,
thunder,
lighting,
storm,
and
so
on.
Of
course
we
don’t
have
the
opportunity
to
see
the
live.
Nevertheless,
it
doesn’t
matter,
‘cause
the
highpoint
is
coming…白素贞(将肚子里的书包扔出来，狂哭):Oh,
my
god!
My
son
is
gone!
He
is
gone!法海:Bai
Suzhen,
it
is
your
revenge,
you
know,
it
is
not
my
fault…白素贞:Fa
hai!
He
is
just
a
new
life,
how
can
you
kill
him!
How
can!法海:It
doesn’t
matter
if
you
love
me
or
not,
love
is
right
there,
not
to
change.
It
doesn’t
matter
you
are
with
me
or
not,
my
hand
is
in
yours.
Let
me
embrace
you,
or
let
me
in
your
heart.许仙:No
door!
What
the
hell
do
you
want
to
do!法海:You’d
better
not
speak,
otherwise,
I
will
kill
you
first!许仙:I
won’t
shut
up
until
you
swear
that
you
will
let
me
go…Otherwise,
I
will
give
some
color
see
see!白素贞:Honey,
aren’t
you
good
at
Chinese
Kungfu?
Come
on,
and
beat
him!许仙:But
I
don’t
think
I
can
win.
I
am
only
eating
Chinese
tofu…法海:hah
,
hah.
Bai
Suzhen,
you
have
no
way
out!白素贞:Fahai,
let
us
have
a
break
first.
It’s
unfair
for
us
to
fight
when
you
have
weapons
while
I
don’t.
Therefore,
what
about
magic
power
PK?法海:Magic
power
PK?
OK!许仙:Honey,
come
on!
I
believe
you
are
the
best
!白素贞开始魔术表演。Fahai,
can
you
guess
what
the
suit
of
the
card
is?
If
you
make
it,
I
acknowledge
the
defeat.
If
not,
you
get
out
of
here
as
soon
as
possible!法海:well
…
huh…..I…I…don’t
know.
But
I
don’t
think
you
know
that!白素贞:It’s…法海:How
can!
How
can
you
manage
it!
I
don’t
believe!
You
must
be
cheating!白素贞:No,
I
never
do
that
法海:Or,
you
must
tell
me
the
secret!
白素贞:No,
I
can’t
!
Otherwise,
I
will
lose
the
capacity
to
protect
myself
and
my
husband.法海:Then,
you
will
regret
what
you
have
done
today
when
you
are
in
the
hell!旁白:It
was
at
the
exactly
moment
that
Fahai
defeated
Bai
Suzhen
with
his
weapons.
The
moon
was
gone,
the
night
became
that
dark,
and
I
can
even
heard
the
wind
crying….
白素贞:(悲伤)Dear,
I
don’t
wanna
leave
you
alone!
许仙:(悲伤)Dear,
no
!Don’t
go,
I
need
you!
(白素贞退场，许仙倒地。)
许仙:(用手指着法海，悲伤到颤抖)Fahai,
where
is
my
wife?
Where
is
she!
What
will
you
do
to
her!
She
is
so
weak
that
even
the
wind
can
sweep
her
away…
法海:(站在许仙面前，骄傲大笑)哈哈哈，许仙，I
will
cook
this
snake
and
that
is
my
revenge!哈哈哈哈!
许仙:No!
No!旁白:As
you
can
see,
Xu
Xian
is
heart-broken.
But
look,
what
he
will
do
next…
法海大笑着退场，许仙悲伤中缓缓起身，《二泉映月》响起。许仙悲伤地，缓缓地从怀里掏出手机。
许仙:Hello,
is
it
the
secretary
of
me?
Have
you
the
assurance
for
my
wife?
No?
Oh,
no!
许仙挂了电话，动作缓慢地把手机放进口袋。《北风吹雪花飘》
许仙:Oh,
my
money!
Money!
Why
do
you
disappear
even
more
quick
than
my
wife?
《北风吹雪花飘》落下，《千年等一回》再次响起，小青撑伞上。许仙眼睛直勾勾看着小青许仙:umbrella
unfurls,
alone
and
lost,
down
the
rainy
lane,
longing
for
a
lilac
like
her…Mz，may
I
know
your
name?小青:My
name
is…
Xiao
Qing…许仙追出去。法海(上):It
doesn’t
matter
whether
you
see
me
or
not,
I
am
standing
here
with
no
emotions.
It
doesn’t
matter
whether
you
miss
me
or
not,
the
feeling
is
right
there,
not
gone.
英语搞笑话剧《孔雀东南飞》
Wanders every five miles
焦仲卿Johnny(J for short)刘兰芝Lunch(L for short)
焦母Johnny's mother(JM for short)刘母Lunch’s mother(LM for short)
太守之子Mayor’s son(MS for short)强盗Burglars(ABandC)
(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)
J:Every body says that I'm henpecked,but in fact,I’m as strong as a tiger,(小声)while my
wife is Wu Song.
(指着上台处的门大声道)I’m not afraid of you!
(内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’m afraid of whom?
My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.She is braver than me,
smarter than me and stronger than me.All this I do not care.I only want her to be tender
than me.But she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)
My God!Who can help me?(下)
Act1
(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)
JM(拄拐棍上):I can!
(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Where are you?
L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’m here!What’s up mum?
JM:I’ve told you again and again that you should call me“my most beautiful graceful and
dearest mother-in-law”.
L:OK.My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,what’s up?
JM:Since you married my son you have be haved so badly.You have been so rude,so brusque,so
lazy……
L:But……
JM:Never interrupt me!
L:Never interrupt me!Since I married your son,that terrible Johnny,I have been working hard all
day long,cooking and washing.I have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken
and……
JM:But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson!
L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,you want a grandson,don’t you?(开始解围裙)Go and ask your
son.I’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)
Act2
(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)
L:Mum,I’m back!
LM:You are back?Why?What happened?
L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.
LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!I have already told you!When you insisted on
marrying that terrible Johnny,I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor,but you did not listen
to me.Look at yourself……
L:But,mum……
LM:Never interrupt me!
L:Mum,I’m no tinterrupting you.I just want to tell you that you are always right OK?And
I’ll marry whom ever you want me to.
LM(大喜):Nice girl!Just now,I met the mayor’s son in the market.He said:“If your daughter
Haven’t been married,I really really want to marry her!”Now you are free again,I’ll go
and tell him.(下)
L(惊愕):What?The mayor’s son?The most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood?(手中的锅
铲掉在地上)What a silly thing I have done!(下)
Act3
(J睡眼惺忪上)
J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Where are my socks?
(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Here they are!(闻一下) Er!How smelly!They are still dirty!
(突然想起)Lunch has gone!I have to wash them myself.
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’m so hungry!But there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围
裙)This is what Lunch always wears!I miss her so much,and her excellent cooking skill!Now
she has gone.I have to cook for my mother and myself.
JM(上):Where’s my breakfast?Where’s Lunch?Hasn’t she got up yet?
J:Mum,can’t you remember?Lunch has gone!
JM(沉吟片刻):Well,to tell you the truth Johnny,as on without a wife is useless.Lunch is a nice
girl,go and take her back!
J(立正敬礼):Yes madam!
Act4
(J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)
A:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!
The road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)
B:And I planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)
C:If you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚)
AB&C:Give us all your money!
J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):Is1 mao enough?
(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)
A:What bad luck!This guy is broken!
B:If we cannot rob any money today,we will have nothing to eat tonight!
C:I heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry Miss Liu Lan zhi next month.WE can go and
rob the wedding!
A&B:Good idea!
J(惊讶):What?What?Lunch is going to get married?It’s impossible!
AB&C:Why?A pretty girl and a rich man,what a good couple!
J:But Lunch is my wife!We haven’t got divorced yet!
(突然有了主意)I’ve got an idea!You are going to rob the wedding,don’t you?I’ll go
with you.You take the money and I take the bride.
B:Have you got any experience?
J:No.But I’ve got this!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000)
Act5
(转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)
(J和三强盗跃至台中)
ABC&J:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!
A:The road is built by me!
B:And I planted one tree.
C:If you want to go by this street---
J:Give us all your money!
(L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头)
L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后)
(MS大怒，挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L晕倒)
J(火冒三丈):How dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向MS冲去）
(J与MS混战，JM上，以拐杖击晕MS)
(J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)
J(扶起L，关切地问):Honey,how are you?
L(哭状):I hurt a lot!
J:Don’t cry baby.I’ll go and fetch the medicine. (下)
L(起身去追):Wait for me! (跑下)
(音乐起 Can You Celebrate)
好像没有哦。。。不过《走遍美国》可以看一下，《老友记》边听边看字幕，问题也应该不大，要是不行还可以去下scripts.
A：my dog died yesterday,5555
B:don't worry,you can buy another one,
C:i can give you one baby dog
D:i also want one,can i ?
C:yes ,of course
A:thank you ,guys
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